Sylvain Mareschal, Ph.D.
Bioinformatics engineer
March 15, 2014 at 20:58
Aleas of science
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Harvard Law, via the University of Ottawa's website



Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Kohn's Second Law, via the University of Ottawa's website